Bear, Diah and Pasha

So Tell Me

Posted on the March 9th, 2006 under grumpy bear by Mama Pasha

So,

I am the Office Boy for this company.

I collect checks, mail letters, and etc.

Why?

It is because that this company has never had any Office Boy.

I am the Sales and Marketing Manager for this company.

I called up prospects, arrange for demos, and etc.

Why?

It is because that the Sales and Marketing staffs had spontaneously combusted.

I am the HR and Admin Manager for this company.

I do the payroll, staff’s leaves tracking, and etc.

Why?

It is because that the HR and Admin staffs had spontaneously combusted.

I am the Application Consultant for this company.

I do Application training, implementation, and etc.

Why?

It is because that there are modules that the consultants are not familiar with.

I am the Software Manager for this company.

I do Project Management, Customer services, and etc.

Why?

It is because that is what I was hired for.

I am the Managing Director for this company.

I do put my signature on checks, on any official letters, and etc.

Why?

It is because the Managing Director had spontaneously combusted too.

So,

I did my calculation.

I should get a monthly pay of RM 32000.00 per month.

I should get a company car.

I should get a golf membership.

But,

I don’t get any of those.

So,

Life sucks!

Live it!

La di da di daaa…