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Firemen to the Rescue

Posted on the August 27th, 2008 under News by papabear

Recently I wrote an entry about how firemen helped me to change my tyre and yesterday, my online buddy lankapo pointed me to another news about firemen in action. However, this time it is a somewhat bizarre news. It is about helping a man who got a metal ring stuck on his p-e-n-i-s (would be referred to as Mr. P from now on). The news is in Bahasa Malaysia and can be read here.

So, for the benefit of those who can’t read Bahasa Malaysia, here is my translated version of the news for all of you to read. Enjoy!

Yesterday, firemen who are normally called for putting off a fire or rescuing people who got stuck in their vehicles due to accidents are called to perform the weirdest rescue operation ever.

A team of firemen from the Pantai Fire Station was called to help doctors cut a metal ring that got stuck at the base of the Mr. P of a patient at the Universiti Malaya Medical Center (PPUM). The doctors had to call upon the expertise of the firemen to cut the ring since all the methods used and efforts taken by them had failed.

It’s believed that the 20 year old patient purposely put the ring on his Mr P with the intention of increasing his s-e-x-ual power as well as giving extraordinary pleasures to his partner.

The officer from Pantai Fire Station, Sarjan Malek Neik, said that they received the emergency call from PPUM at 12.43 pm yesterday. A fire truck with 6 firemen was immediately dispatched to PPUM and once arrived they were brought over to the emergency room before being briefed on the situation.

He said he saw a few doctors was trying very hard to remove a metal ring from the Mr P. The doctors tried to cut the ring with all sorts of surgical cutters that they have but nothing worked as the ring was too hard. He and his team had to wait about 20 minutes for doctors to try everything that they could think of to remove the ring.

At the same time, the patient would be screaming in pain whenever his Mr P is being touched during the attempts to remove the metal ring. Finally the doctors came to a dead end and requested the help of the firemen to use their metal cutter (as shown in the picture above) to cut the ring.

By this time, the Mr P has swollen and therefore, making it more difficult to remove the ring. The position of the ring at the end of Mr P added to the difficulty of the cutting job. As safety precaution, doctors used a piece of wood ( I wonder where as it was not clearly mentioned in the news) to avoid serious injury to the Mr P.

It took a well trained fireman less than a minute to cut the metal ring off the Mr. P.

Bravo again to the firemen the excellence in carrying out their duties, no matter how bizarre int can be, such as in this case.

Can you imagine being that poor but stupid-for-putting-a-metal-ring-on-his-Mr-P guy. I am pretty sure that the doctors, nurses, firemen and some other people at the medical center were having a good laugh at him. I think the humiliation is the most painful moments for him. He’s lucky that they did not have to cut his Mr P to remove the ring.

One thing we can learn from the news is that, for guys,  do not put any ring, especially metal ring, on your Mr P and there is no shortcuts to ways of having great intimate moments with your partners.

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