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Last week was my birthday
and I didn’t feel very well
waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
‘Happy Birthday!’,
and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out,
she barely said good morning,
let alone
‘Happy Birthday.’

I thought…

Well, that’s marriage for you,
but the kids…
They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
and didn’t say a word.
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low
and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office,
my secretary Jane said,
‘Good Morning Boss,
and by the way
Happy Birthday ! ‘
It felt a little better
that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o’clock ,
when Jane knocked on my door
and said, ‘You know,
It’s such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me.’
I said, ‘Thanks, Jane,
that’s the greatest thing
I’ve heard all day.
Let’s go !’

We went to lunch.
But we didn’t go
where we normally would go.
She chose instead at a quiet bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office,
Jane said, ‘You know,
It’s such a beautiful day…
We don’t need to go straight back to the office,
Do We ?’

I responded,
‘I guess not.
What do you have in mind ?’
She said,
‘Let’s drop by my apartment,
it’s just around the corner.’

After arriving at her apartment,
Jane turned to me and said,
‘ Boss, if you don’t mind,
I’m going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I’ll be right back.’
‘Ok.’ I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake …
Followed
by my wife,
my kids,
and dozens of my friends
and co-workers,
all singing ‘Happy Birthday’.

And I just sat there…

On the couch…

Naked.

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28 Responses to “Why I fired my Secretary”

  1. on 23 Jul 2009 at 10:49 pmmazuki selangor2u


    lama xkomen kat blog ni….huhu

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    papabear replied:

    hehe… bz ler… now ada masa sket…

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  2. on 24 Jul 2009 at 12:48 pmnegaraku.net


    Why I fired my Secretary…

    Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, ‘Happy Birthday!’, and possibly have a small present for me. As[..]…

  3. on 24 Jul 2009 at 2:56 pmKNizam


    hahahahaaa lawak giler
    neh mcm lawak kentut lepas makan telur rebus masa birthday la ni kan hehehe :)
    KNizam´s last blog ..Laksa Sarawak at Laksa Shack My ComLuv Profile

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    papabear replied:

    busuk tu! perghh!

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  4. on 24 Jul 2009 at 4:00 pmlankapo


    haha..aku ingat ko tadi
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    papabear replied:

    tak mungkin lah aku… haha

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  5. on 25 Jul 2009 at 3:08 amblinkky


    Mesti semua orang kat parti tu terkejut…hehehehe…Ingatkan memang betul-betul tadi =)
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    papabear replied:

    memang boleh terkejut beruk kalau betul2 jadi kat kita…

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  6. on 25 Jul 2009 at 12:56 pmellyda zsazsa


    haha i had read this before.. but I also thought it was you hehehe

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    papabear replied:

    hahah… lucky for me…

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  7. on 27 Jul 2009 at 4:16 amsufian


    music pleaseeee..
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    papabear replied:

    tak yah laa….

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  8. on 29 Jul 2009 at 6:41 amCashmere


    Haha… Good joke..
    But I knew it was something else when you said u ordered a martini.. ;P
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    papabear replied:

    thanks! glad that you like it!

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  9. on 29 Jul 2009 at 10:45 am| GiftIdeas4Us Blog


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  10. on 29 Jul 2009 at 1:52 pmRad Sujanto


    Hahahaha! I thought I was reading porn! I did get a lil suspicious when knowing that it was a lil bit too easy for you to accept her offer to come to her apartment, as an adult man.

    Good story! Liked it!

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    papabear replied:

    thanks! glad that you enjoyed it!

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  11. on 29 Jul 2009 at 7:36 pmcheryna


    ahahahahhahahahahhhhhhhhhhahahahahhahahaahah…can’t stop laughing:)
    cheryna´s last blog ..sha in love: terlanjur cinta My ComLuv Profile

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    papabear replied:

    bestnyer gelak…hahah

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  12. on 31 Jul 2009 at 6:14 pmLee Chien


    hahahaha…

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    papabear replied:

    thanks for laughing!

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  13. on 08 Aug 2009 at 3:21 amSapawi


    Hi KisahBeruang. Last week was also my birthday too. I just kidding. My birthday is on October.
    Sapawi´s last blog ..Roti Canai in Kuala Lumpur My ComLuv Profile

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    papabear replied:

    nevermind. happy birthday to you then! hahaha

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  14. on 13 Aug 2009 at 2:48 pmLIZZIE


    The martini gave it all away. But it’s nice to have a laugh once in a while. Work and no play makes papabear a grizzly.. (err? bole ke?) hahhaa.. Have a good day man
    LIZZIE´s last blog ...::Sweet Indulgence::. My ComLuv Profile

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    papabear replied:

    bolehhhh… hahaha!

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  15. on 02 Sep 2009 at 3:17 pmAdry


    if that really happened to someone… hahaha… don’t know what to say… can’t stop laughing..

    anyway… salam ramadan bro!
    Adry´s last blog ..Penting sangat ka menantu kerja kerajaan? My ComLuv Profile

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    papabear replied:

    thanks and salam ramadan to you too!

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