Why I fired my Secretary
Jul 23rd, 2009 by papabear
Last week was my birthday
and I didn’t feel very well
waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
‘Happy Birthday!’,
and possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out,
she barely said good morning,
let alone
‘Happy Birthday.’
I thought…
Well, that’s marriage for you,
but the kids…
They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
and didn’t say a word.
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low
and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office,
my secretary Jane said,
‘Good Morning Boss,
and by the way
Happy Birthday ! ‘
It felt a little better
that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o’clock ,
when Jane knocked on my door
and said, ‘You know,
It’s such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me.’
I said, ‘Thanks, Jane,
that’s the greatest thing
I’ve heard all day.
Let’s go !’
We went to lunch.
But we didn’t go
where we normally would go.
She chose instead at a quiet bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office,
Jane said, ‘You know,
It’s such a beautiful day…
We don’t need to go straight back to the office,
Do We ?’
I responded,
‘I guess not.
What do you have in mind ?’
She said,
‘Let’s drop by my apartment,
it’s just around the corner.’
After arriving at her apartment,
Jane turned to me and said,
‘ Boss, if you don’t mind,
I’m going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I’ll be right back.’
‘Ok.’ I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake …
Followed
by my wife,
my kids,
and dozens of my friends
and co-workers,
all singing ‘Happy Birthday’.
And I just sat there…
On the couch…
Naked.
lama xkomen kat blog ni….huhu
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papabear replied:
July 24th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
hehe… bz ler… now ada masa sket…
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Why I fired my Secretary…
Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, ‘Happy Birthday!’, and possibly have a small present for me. As[..]…
hahahahaaa lawak giler
neh mcm lawak kentut lepas makan telur rebus masa birthday la ni kan hehehe
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papabear replied:
September 4th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
busuk tu! perghh!
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haha..aku ingat ko tadi
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papabear replied:
September 4th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
tak mungkin lah aku… haha
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Mesti semua orang kat parti tu terkejut…hehehehe…Ingatkan memang betul-betul tadi =)
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papabear replied:
September 4th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
memang boleh terkejut beruk kalau betul2 jadi kat kita…
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haha i had read this before.. but I also thought it was you hehehe
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papabear replied:
September 4th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
hahah… lucky for me…
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music pleaseeee..
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papabear replied:
September 4th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
tak yah laa….
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Haha… Good joke..
But I knew it was something else when you said u ordered a martini.. ;P
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papabear replied:
September 4th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
thanks! glad that you like it!
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[...] Why I fired my Secretary (kisahberuang.com) [...]
Hahahaha! I thought I was reading porn! I did get a lil suspicious when knowing that it was a lil bit too easy for you to accept her offer to come to her apartment, as an adult man.
Good story! Liked it!
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papabear replied:
September 4th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
thanks! glad that you enjoyed it!
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ahahahahhahahahahhhhhhhhhhahahahahhahahaahah…can’t stop laughing:)
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papabear replied:
September 4th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
bestnyer gelak…hahah
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hahahaha…
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papabear replied:
September 4th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
thanks for laughing!
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Hi KisahBeruang. Last week was also my birthday too. I just kidding. My birthday is on October.
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papabear replied:
September 4th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
nevermind. happy birthday to you then! hahaha
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The martini gave it all away. But it’s nice to have a laugh once in a while. Work and no play makes papabear a grizzly.. (err? bole ke?) hahhaa.. Have a good day man
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papabear replied:
September 4th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
bolehhhh… hahaha!
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if that really happened to someone… hahaha… don’t know what to say… can’t stop laughing..
anyway… salam ramadan bro!
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papabear replied:
September 4th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
thanks and salam ramadan to you too!
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