Bear, Diah and Pasha

Talking to an Upside Down Cat

Posted on the September 14th, 2009 under Blog by papabear

A few minutes after midnight…

Pizzo: C:\Pizzofmine’s Brain Core\My character documents> rationale.exe *enter* //…errr…Bad Command or file name.

Bear: C:\Pizzofmine’s Brain Core\My character documents> brain_status.exe *enter* //Warning! Brain = 5% functional! Reboot required…

Pizzo: parameter format not correct…

Bear: … Caution! mid life crisis level increasing…

Pizzo: C:\Berry Bear’s Brain Core\Berry Bear character documents\Program Files> midlifecrisis.exe *enter* Program already running…

Bear: C:\Berry Bear’s Brain Core\Berry Bear character documents\Program Files> midlifecrisis.exe *enter* … Data mismatch… Program Status: Aborted…

Pizzo: C:\Berry Bear’s Brain Core\Berry Bear character documents\Program Files> midlifecrisis.exe *enter* … Data mismatch… Program Status: Aborted…resuming denial.exe

Bear: C:\Berry Bear’s Brain Core\Berry Bear character documents\Program Files> midlifecrisis.exe *enter* …resuming denial.exe… Error encountered! Missing folder C:\Pizzofmine’s Brain Core\My character documents>. Restore folder to resume…

Pizzo: C:\Berry Bear’s Brain Core\Berry Bear character documents\Program Files> midlifecrisis.exe *enter* …resuming denial.exe… Error encountered! Missing folder C:\Pizzofmine’s Brain Core\My character documents>. Restore folder to resume…… “restore folder to resume” is not recognized as internal or external command, operable program or batch file. C:\Berry Bear’s Brain Core\Berry Bear character documents\Program Files> dir/w/p the device is not ready.

Bear: check the installation manual or contact the manufacturer for support at http://godhelpme.com.

Pizzo: “check the installation manual or contact the manufacturer for support at http://godhelpme.com” is not recognized as internal or external command, operable program or batch file…kindly send hate mail to Bill Gates.

Bear: … recipient Bill Gates not found… Check Hell’s regsitration log? Yes | No

Pizzo: Y…*enter*

Bear: 1 record found…

Pizzo: C:\Berry Bear’s Brain Core\Berry Bear character documents\Program Files> exit

Bear: *switch off*

Moral: Do not talk a cat after midnight especially when it is upside down…

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