Bear, Diah and Pasha

Wish Me Luck

Posted on the March 10th, 2006 under grumpy bear by Mama Pasha

Some people told me that if you are going for a long distance drive you need to be fresh, with enough sleep the night before and a clear happy mind.

In life, you can’t wait for those ideal conditions, can you? Sometimes, you just have to do what you have got to do…

There is no time to wait for the right time!

So, I am going for a long distance drive after work tonight. No time to rest. No time to sleep. No time to clear my mind.

But some people say, it is mind over matter!

So, I hope, I can have at least a clear mind before I go…

Wish me luck %blog%.

So Tell Me

Posted on the March 9th, 2006 under grumpy bear by Mama Pasha

So,

I am the Office Boy for this company.

I collect checks, mail letters, and etc.

Why?

It is because that this company has never had any Office Boy.

I am the Sales and Marketing Manager for this company.

I called up prospects, arrange for demos, and etc.

Why?

It is because that the Sales and Marketing staffs had spontaneously combusted.

I am the HR and Admin Manager for this company.

I do the payroll, staff’s leaves tracking, and etc.

Why?

It is because that the HR and Admin staffs had spontaneously combusted.

I am the Application Consultant for this company.

I do Application training, implementation, and etc.

Why?

It is because that there are modules that the consultants are not familiar with.

I am the Software Manager for this company.

I do Project Management, Customer services, and etc.

Why?

It is because that is what I was hired for.

I am the Managing Director for this company.

I do put my signature on checks, on any official letters, and etc.

Why?

It is because the Managing Director had spontaneously combusted too.

So,

I did my calculation.

I should get a monthly pay of RM 32000.00 per month.

I should get a company car.

I should get a golf membership.

But,

I don’t get any of those.

So,

Life sucks!

Live it!

La di da di daaa…