Bear, Diah and Pasha

ini photo2 eventnya.. 2 gambar gw copas dari blog nya msb..
baru nyampe gelar tiker terus makan2 dulu deh…

pemandangan sekeliling kita..

terus ikutan tanding gara2 isabelle and menang pulak.. syukurlah..

terima kado bareng is dari yg punya event “LittleMama” and her cute little princess izzah..

udah gerah kepanasan tapi hati girang.. karna dapet banyak goddie bags…



and menang lucky draw yg bikin isabelle sirik!!

muahahaha!!!

tengoklah betapa cantiknya sling bag dari by Gin & Jacqie (bags)

its really a fun family day..

Why? So that you would not end up in an embarrassing situation.

A few weeks ago, I was sitting at one of those customer service representative’s desk while waiting for my number to be called at the CIMB bank in Putrajaya. Then came two guys who looked like they just graduated from some universities. Based on their conversation with the bank officer, I heard that they were recently hired on contract by one of the government agencies. They wanted to take the ASB loan.

The officer gave them some forms to fill up and left. They filled up the form and towards the end, both of them got stuck, at the same part of the form. Weird… Heran bin ajaib la jugak…

Guy A: Eh, yang ni nak letak apa ye? (What is this section for?)

Guy B: La, aku pun tak tau. Spau-si ni apa ha? (I do not know that too. What is Spau-see?)

Guy A: Tak yah isi la… (Let’s not fill it up.)

Guy B: OK

The form above is just a sample and not the form mentioned in this entry.

Apparently, both of them were stuck at the Spouse section of the form… And I thought the government is being quite particular about the level of English in this country lately… Oh well…

In my opinion, we are not expected to have an excellent command of English as it is not our mother tongue but the basic is a must.

Kesian la mamat dua orang tu…. Spouse is pronounced as spous or spouz and not spau-see… Adoiii…

Tags: basic, english, form, Government, putrajaya, spouse

In order to make this jam, the timing must be perfect. It has to be done on a Friday evening between 5:30pm to 8:30pm. You would not get the best result if you were to make it on any other day or  time…

Here are the ingredients:

Main Ingredients

1. A 4-way intersection. 3-way would still do it but 4-way or more is the best. A 4-way junction near a popular shopping mall or a huge office complex would be the best.
2. Lots of rain. The cat and dog type would be the best.
3. A few dead traffic lights at the intersection mentioned above. All dead would be perfect.
4. A few selfish drivers.
5. A few egoistic drivers.
6. A few timid drivers. (Opposite attracts – items 4 & 5 would bully item 6 to perfection)

Optional Ingredients

1. One or two trucks or buses.
2. Lots of honking.
3. Some hand and face gestures.
4. Some flashing lights.

Instructions

1. Add all main ingredients.
2. Then add optional ingredients as much as you like. Secukup rasa la….

Simple, right? I managed to bake one, a few hours ago, right after coming out of the Endah Parade parking, under the KESAS flyover trying to make my way back to Shah Alam.

Delicious!

Yummy!

Give it a try!

Tags: drivers, friday, jam, raining, traffic

Let me show you why…

Firstly, the customer will explain to you what they want. Most of the time, the customer have something in their mind but when it comes out of their mouth, it would be something else.

Then the Project Leader, who are leading the programming team, would come up with his or her version based on what he or she understood from the customer.

At the same time, the business consultant, with his or her I-know-it-all attitude would brief the team on his or her version of the customer;s requirements.

The analyst, on the other hand, normally does not really give a damn about the other two people and come up with his or her own ideas… Best kan?

The the programmer takes over. Most of the time things just don’t work…

Documentation? What documentation?

When the Operation side takes over and installed the work, it turns out to be something else since most people hate to read instruction properly.

Then after some troubleshooting and debugging was done, the product would be tested and most of the time, it would fail… That’sthe reality of it…

Eventually, the project is completed and the support kicks in… Just look at what has happened…

So, back to the beginning, The Marketing people come up with the product and all promises that it can be made to the customer’s expectation. You know, the sun and the moon stuffs…

Then when the customer got the bill, they would go, “What the hell!”

And what they actually needed was a different thing in the first place…

And the Project Manager get to enjoy all of the above throughout a project…

Fun? You tell me.

Tags: customer, project, Project management, requirements