A few minutes after midnight…

Pizzo: C:\Pizzofmine’s Brain Core\My character documents> rationale.exe *enter* //…errr…Bad Command or file name.

Bear: C:\Pizzofmine’s Brain Core\My character documents> brain_status.exe *enter* //Warning! Brain = 5% functional! Reboot required…

Pizzo: parameter format not correct…

Bear: … Caution! mid life crisis level increasing…

Pizzo: C:\Berry Bear’s Brain Core\Berry Bear character documents\Program Files> midlifecrisis.exe *enter* Program already running…

Bear: C:\Berry Bear’s Brain Core\Berry Bear character documents\Program Files> midlifecrisis.exe *enter* … Data mismatch… Program Status: Aborted…

Pizzo: C:\Berry Bear’s Brain Core\Berry Bear character documents\Program Files> midlifecrisis.exe *enter* … Data mismatch… Program Status: Aborted…resuming denial.exe

Bear: C:\Berry Bear’s Brain Core\Berry Bear character documents\Program Files> midlifecrisis.exe *enter* …resuming denial.exe… Error encountered! Missing folder C:\Pizzofmine’s Brain Core\My character documents>. Restore folder to resume…

Pizzo: C:\Berry Bear’s Brain Core\Berry Bear character documents\Program Files> midlifecrisis.exe *enter* …resuming denial.exe… Error encountered! Missing folder C:\Pizzofmine’s Brain Core\My character documents>. Restore folder to resume…… “restore folder to resume” is not recognized as internal or external command, operable program or batch file. C:\Berry Bear’s Brain Core\Berry Bear character documents\Program Files> dir/w/p the device is not ready.

Bear: check the installation manual or contact the manufacturer for support at http://godhelpme.com.

Pizzo: “check the installation manual or contact the manufacturer for support at http://godhelpme.com” is not recognized as internal or external command, operable program or batch file…kindly send hate mail to Bill Gates.

Bear: … recipient Bill Gates not found… Check Hell’s regsitration log? Yes | No

Pizzo: Y…*enter*

Bear: 1 record found…

Pizzo: C:\Berry Bear’s Brain Core\Berry Bear character documents\Program Files> exit

Bear: *switch off*

Moral: Do not talk a cat after midnight especially when it is upside down…

People who arrived at this page were looking for:

I love Firefox not because many claim that it is the safest web browser in the world. To me, there is no such thing as safe surfing on the internet. It is just like there is no such thing as a car that is totally safe to drive. You just need to be careful and not do some stupid things while you are at it.

At the same time, many claim that Firefox is the fastest web browser in the world. There is some truth in that statement when running it side by side to the fat Internet Explorer from Microsoft. However, when it is timed against Google Chrome, that opinion might not really hold 100% as some sites are loaded faster on Chrome compared to Firefox.

So, if those are not the reason to fall in love and to be still in love with a fox that is on fire, what is it then?

Well, it is none other than the Add-ons! Those little programs that hop into the back of the fox and make its fire hotter are the answers. Now I am going to share with you what Add-ons I have on my Firefox 3.0.3:

1. Download Statusbar – I use this download management add-on a lot for downloading pictures, plug-ins for my blog as well as some other things that I need to download. I chose this because it does not give me one of those big download windows that pop-up on your face when you are dwonloading something.
2. Downloadhelper – This add-on is primarily used to download YouTube videos to my hard disk so that they can be viewed offline. An FLV player is needed to play those video or you can install a video converter program and get this add-on to convert it to the format that you want automatically.
3. Entrecard Toolbar – I am an Entrecard member and this one helps me to do my daily drop.
4. Extended Statusbar – I like the status bar on Opera web browser and finally I found this. It shows percentage of the page loaded, number of loaded images, bytes downloaded, average download speed and load time. It is more for fun than anything else.
5. FireFTP – FTP program is a must have for those running their own sites. So, instead of installing a separate FTP program, I use this add-on and it has done nothing but wonders so far.
6. Flagfox – It displays a country flag depicting the location of the current website’s server and provides quick access to detailed location and web server information. For example, if your site/blog is on Blogger, then the US flag will appear. If you load this blog, the Malaysian flag will appear.
7. Gspace – Not G-spot! This extension allows you to use your Gmail Space (4.1 GB and growing) for file storage. It acts as an online drive, so you can upload files from your hard drive and access them from every Internet capable system. The interface will make your Gmail account look like a FTP host. I have never actually used this so far.
8. Linky – A handy tool if you need to open multiple links on a page into multiple tabs and then you can visit them one by one. You are going to be sure that you would not miss a link.
9. Resurrect Pages – This one performs like magic. Dead pages, broken links, the scourge of the internet. Powerhouse sites like Slashdot and Digg can bring a server to its knees. What do we do when a page is dead but we still want to see it? Call in the clerics, and perform a resurrection ceremony! Or, the easier route, use this extension. I had even managed to copy some entries from my defunct blog at Modblog using this.
10. SeacrhStatus – A quick way to view that PageRank and Alexa rank of the site/blog that you are visiting. It displays the Google PageRank, Alexa rank and Compete ranking anywhere in your browser, along with fast keyword density analyser, keyword/nofollow highlighting, backward/related links, Alexa info and other SEO tools.
11. Tweak Network – I was using Fasterfox on Firefox 2 before and it is still in the experimental stage form Firefox 3. Therefore, I switched to this. With Tweak Network, you can tweak these settings, and you might be able to speed up the loading of web pages. You can also increase the maximum number of simultaneous downloads from a site (the default is only four). Please bear in mind that it can not do anything if the bottleneck is your own internet connection.
12. TwitterFox – I need to see what people that I follow on Twitter are doing and talking about. This is the best tool to do that so that I don’t miss a tweet.
13. Zemanta – An excellent blogging companion for me. Zemanta expands the author’s regular blogging dashboard, populating it on the fly with content suggestions relevant to the current text. It presents images, links, articles, tags in a simple interface. It encourages re-use and linking to other content with as little effort as possible – a single click.

There you go! What about you?

If you are not a Firefox user, you can go here.