Why I fired my Secretary
Last week was my birthday
and I didn’t feel very well
waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
‘Happy Birthday!’,
and possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out,
she barely said good morning,
let alone
‘Happy Birthday.’
I thought…
Well, that’s marriage for you,
but the kids…






