In order to make this jam, the timing must be perfect. It has to be done on a Friday evening between 5:30pm to 8:30pm. You would not get the best result if you were to make it on any other day or time…
Here are the ingredients:
Main Ingredients
- A 4-way intersection. 3-way would still do it but 4-way or more is the best. A 4-way junction near a popular shopping mall or a huge office complex would be the best.
- Lots of rain. The cat and dog type would be the best.
- A few dead traffic lights at the intersection mentioned above. All dead would be perfect.
- A few selfish drivers.
- A few egoistic drivers.
- A few timid drivers. (Opposite attracts – items 4 & 5 would bully item 6 to perfection)
Optional Ingredients
- One or two trucks or buses.
- Lots of honking.
- Some hand and face gestures.
- Some flashing lights.
Instructions
- Add all main ingredients.
- Then add optional ingredients as much as you like. Secukup rasa la….
Simple, right? I managed to bake one, a few hours ago, right after coming out of the Endah Parade parking, under the KESAS flyover trying to make my way back to Shah Alam.
Delicious!
Yummy!
Give it a try!
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At Home – Locked Out
It was a typical Monday morning. Lots of goodbye waves and flying kisses from my wife and son. I was on the phone while driving to meet a client in KL. Once I got off the phone and reach my destination at the same time, there was a message from an unknown number. The number was unfamiliar but the message was written in a very familiar style. I called back the number and the person who answered passed it on to my wife. Guess what? My son closed the door when they were on the way out and the faulty lock kept them out. She got hold of the neighbour and the repair man and now we have a new lock. Awesome!
I love blogging but in order to blog I need a domain and a hosting service. I do not like free blogging platforms such as Blogger because I just don’t like it and it does not like me too and I am not kidding. I also need an internet connection to blog at home and all of that needs money.
So, traffic means money. More traffic means more money. People often said you need contents to get traffic and then you make money. Well, I said, that is true. But I also want to say that you need money to have a blog so that you can put in your contents. In the end, it would be a chicken and egg situation.
Before chicken and egg becomes omelet with chicken meat, and this post become irrelevant, let me go back to this post about getting traffic to your blog.
There is a new program in the blogging world and it is called Adgitize. If you are familiar with Entrecard, then this is something almost similar in the sense that it is about getting traffic to your blog. Some people said that it would be competing against Entrecard but I said it would just complement it.
There are some differences between Adgitize and Entrecard but the differences that I want to highlight are:
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